THE GOLDEN GOPHER'S BAND:
HE'D GEL BAD PORN THONGS
MINNESOTA'S FOOTBALL TEAM:
LESBIAN MOTEL TO SOFT MAN
GOLDIE GOPHER:
GO DEEP HO GIRL
THE METRODOME:
RED HOE MET TOM
THAT'S ANOTHER GOLDEN GOPHER FIRST DOWN:
O THOR, PROWLING ASS THONG DEFENDER
THE MINNESOTA ROUSER:
A NUN THREESOME RIOTS
MAROON AND GOLD:
MO, ANAL DONG ROD
THE PRIDE OF MN:
FIND ME HER POT
ISN'T HE DATING A NIB:
` TASTE GIN IN HIS BAND
RB LAURENCE MARONEY:
ENEMY ORAL RACE BURN
QUARTERBACK BRYAN CUPITO:
PRY CARIBBEAN TRUCK QUOTA