THE GOLDEN GOPHER'S BAND:
HE'D GEL BAD PORN THONGS

MINNESOTA'S FOOTBALL TEAM:
LESBIAN MOTEL TO SOFT MAN

GOLDIE GOPHER:
GO DEEP HO GIRL

THE METRODOME:
RED HOE MET TOM

THAT'S ANOTHER GOLDEN GOPHER FIRST DOWN:
O THOR, PROWLING ASS THONG DEFENDER

THE MINNESOTA ROUSER:
A NUN THREESOME RIOTS

MAROON AND GOLD:
MO, ANAL DONG ROD

THE PRIDE OF MN:
FIND ME HER POT

ISN'T HE DATING A NIB:
` TASTE GIN IN HIS BAND

RB LAURENCE MARONEY:
ENEMY ORAL RACE BURN

QUARTERBACK BRYAN CUPITO:
PRY CARIBBEAN TRUCK QUOTA